If you want me to write, you have to stop emailing me! ;-)

I like Stephen whistling - there's a gorgeous one of him and Jack whistling back and forth at each other, but I really want to see the lusting after Sharpe one now!

Do you know, I used the internet for decades - decades! - without knowledge of fanfic. But it was a much less distracting internet, to be sure. Not even LOLcats, can you imagine? :D :D :D